Some local jokes off TalkingCock.com
"My frens all say they 'catch no ball' when I say that thing when playing catching," Sim Ee said. "I thought that they wanted me to grab their balls when I caught them, but they became very angry when I tried."
THINGS YOU WON’T HEAR A WORLD CUP FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR SAY
2. "This game was sponsored by Kotex."
7. “Piang, I also can run faster than him!”
10. "And coming on the pitch are the team from Singapore…"
54. You secretly find that the best part of the Speak Good English Movement is hearing the Singlish bits in their ads.
THINGS YOU WON’T HEAR A WORLD CUP FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR SAY
2. "This game was sponsored by Kotex."
7. “Piang, I also can run faster than him!”
10. "And coming on the pitch are the team from Singapore…"
54. You secretly find that the best part of the Speak Good English Movement is hearing the Singlish bits in their ads.
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